Flaming Defense: When Your Boombox Goes rogue
In my defense, I was left unsupervised… with a wild party playlist and a grudge against quiet lawns. Behold, the world’s first “grill-ular” entertainment system! This overachieving boombox didn’t just drop beats – it dropped literal flames.
While our hero insists it’s all part of an avant-garde “charred R&B” phase, eyewitnesses report charred grass, startled squirrels, and one very confused smartphone photographer. Moral of the story? Never trust a boombox with daddy issues.
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