Rain-Soaked Patriotism: Flag Guy’s Epic Battle Against Drizzle
In this soggy showdown, Flag Guy (aka the “Half-Dressed Hulk with a Red, White, and Blue Agenda”) channels his inner storm-chaser—minus the raincoat. Clutching Old Glory like it’s his dance partner, he strikes a pose so dramatic, even the clouds pause their drizzle for a better look.
His helmet? Obviously, both rainproof and anti-sweat for those impromptu patriotic photoshoots. Meanwhile, Sidekick Cameraman documents the “historic moment” with the seriousness of a National Geographic explorer. Who knew fighting off rain required such commitment? The street signs may be soaked, but Flag Guy’s spirit remains 100% flags, fame, and questionable life choices.
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