Vintage Safety First: Crash with Dignity!
Step into the past with our retro ride, where airbags are strictly for wimps! The rear bumper proudly declares: “NO AIRBAGS WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN”—because nothing screams “tough guy” like embracing life’s little speed bumps with a face full of dashboard.
Cruise in style, laugh at modern safety trends, and let every pothole be a testament to your unbreakable spirit. Warning: May cause sudden stops in time travel and existential debates about seatbelt physics.
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