When Snakebite Drama Goes Full Circumpunctate
In a twist worthy of a low-budget horror flick, one guy’s “self-help” guide to venom emergencies involved a botched finger amputation. His logic? “If the snake didn’t want my finger, why did it bite me there?”
The doc’s response: “Uh, have you met antibiotics?” X-rays now reveal a hand that’s essentially saying, “Nah, I’m good—just lost in translation between adrenaline and basic biology.” Moral of the story: When nature hands you a snakebite, don’t try to handshake back. Unless you want your palm reader to charge extra for missing digits.
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