Take My Money and Leave This Beach


There’s a crab holding a wad of cash—or what looks like it—and the whole scene feels like some sort of shady beach deal. Maybe he’s bribing a lifeguard, or maybe he’s trying to buy his way back into the ocean.

Whatever the context, it’s absurd and brilliant. A true crime documentary waiting to happen: Crustacean Crimes: The Sand Dollar Scandal.

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