14. Alone in the Dark (IMDb: 2.4)

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Edward Carnby, a private investigator specializing in the paranormal, teams up with his ex-girlfriend Aline Cedrac and detective Lt. Henshaw to stop an ancient evil force from invading our world through mysterious artifacts and experiments gone wrong in a modern setting.

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The film is trashed for its incoherent plot that mashes Lovecraftian horror with video game adaptation tropes, terrible dialogue, and abysmal acting. Effects are cheap and dated, fight scenes chaotic and poorly choreographed, and the tone swings wildly from serious to campy without landing either. It’s seen as a prime example of early-2000s video game movie failures, with rushed production leading to nonsensical scenes and wasted talent. Viewers often call it unintentionally funny in its seriousness, but mostly a frustrating slog that insults fans of the source material.

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