35. Titanic II (IMDb: 1.7)
On the 100th anniversary of the original Titanic’s voyage, a modern luxury replica ship named Titanic II sets sail from New York to Southampton in reverse route. But global warming triggers massive ice calving in Greenland, sending a huge iceberg propelled by a tsunami straight toward the vessel, forcing passengers—including the designer’s family—to battle history’s repeat disaster in a desperate fight for survival.
This Asylum mockbuster is trashed for cheap production values, outdated CGI, wooden acting, and a plot that shamelessly rips off the 1997 blockbuster while adding absurd elements like speed-of-sound ice propulsion. Dialogue is clunky, pacing drags with filler romance and family drama, and it fails even as unintentional comedy. It’s a prime example of low-budget disaster exploitation that capitalizes on name recognition but delivers zero thrills—many viewers call it hilariously incompetent, perfect for bad-movie marathons despite the pain.
