You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

10. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

11. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

12. Want to know how to make a legit Caesar salad? Stab the lettuce 23 times.

13. The cemetery is so crowded. People are just dying to get in.

14. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.