You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

141. I was talking to my therapist and he goes, “You tend to pursue damaged people and try to help them.” I was like, “You too.”

142. Today I made a decision to go to my childhood house. I asked the residents if I may come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, however, they refused and slammed the door on my face. My mother and father are the worst.

143. Doctor: “I’m afraid I have some very bad news: You’re dying and don’t have much time left.” Patient: “Oh, that’s terrible! Doc, how long have I got?” Doctor: “Ten.” Patient: “Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks?!” Doctor: “Nine… Eight…”