Dog breeds too dangerous to keep at home

Affenpinschers, bless their hearts, are known for their boundless energy and playful, mischievous nature. Because they’re so tiny, little kids might mistake them for toys and handle them too roughly, forgetting they’re actual living things.

This can stress the poor dog out, and when they’re anxious or overwhelmed, Affenpinschers can react aggressively – which just doesn’t mix well with the unpredictability of kids. It’s a recipe for disaster, y’all.