11. My friend and I were roommates – single guys. We owned one or two bottle openers and could never find them to open beer bottles, so next time we were at the liquor store we bought about 30 of them for 10c each and literally just threw them all over the apartment.
That way if you were looking for one, there was always one right next to you. It actually worked out so fucking perfectly I can’t even describe it in words to make you understand and to this day even thinking about it relieves me of stress. There is something about being handed a beer and knowing there is a bottle opener within 2ft of you no matter where you are in the apartment that is calming on a deep emotional level.
