The “Feminine Hygiene” Dress

What bride doesn’t want to look like a giant, decorative tampon on her big day? Let’s all embrace the beauty of feminity on what’s already the most nerve-wracking day of our lives. Yeah, no thanks! This designer was definitely a man.
We know that this dress clearly has a lot of bells and whistles, and it probably took a lot of time to make — unfortunately, they could not have picked worse bells and whistles. The shape, the face cut-out, the bow! The only bearable part of this “gown” is the gloves, and that’s just the finishing touch!