The Brown Dress

I don’t know anyone who loves brown enough to make it part of their wedding dress. Except maybe this girl. While the cut of the dress is appealing, that horrible brown ruins any chance of the dress being fashionable. And why is there a giant brown cutout on the front of the skirt?
If you look closely, you can see there is actually a flower print inside the brown of the skirt. Aren’t those brown flowers beautiful?—said no one ever. The brown shoes just accentuate the travesty that is this dress. I don’t want to look at it anymore.