The “I Can’t Wear White” Dress

After this woman gets married, she definitely has a shift to pick up from the grand marshal for a Mardi Gras parade. And then if there’s time, she’s set to go pick up a shift at the Vegas strip club, too, along with a few other brides on this unfortunate list.
Many women detest wearing white for practical reasons, but that’s typically reserved for after Labor Day activities or pants… not your wedding dress! And what makes this one worse is that there are so many colorful dresses available on the market from gorgeous designers… This one looks like arts and crafts!