You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

88. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

89. I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

90. To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.