You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

113. My luck’s so bad, if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

114. Life gave me lemons. I developed scurvy.

115. Welcome back to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today!

116. Shout out to my grandma since that’s the only way she can hear you.

117. “Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.