You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

23. I told my therapist I have suicidal thoughts. He said I should pay in advance.

24. Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.

25. What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.

26. Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!

27. Where did Michael go after the explosion? Everywhere.

28. I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.