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When Your Bicep Curls Compete with Broccoli Florets

Meet Fitnessista Faye, the gym-obsessed shopper whose biceps flex harder than her grocery list. Today’s mission: Score spinach cheaper than her protein shake. As she contorts to grab the last bag, her shoulder muscles threaten to upstage the produce.

“I don’t just deadlift,” her kale-heavy cart whispers — “I spinach deadlift.” Meanwhile, nearby bread loaves weep, excluded from this flexitarian feast. Next time you see her, ask if that watermelon’s “arm-day approved.” Spoiler: It’s a yes, but only if it can survive her grip strength test.

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