When You Can’t Decide Between Karaoke and Grocery Shopping

Behold the mighty “sumo-slash-supermarket-slayer” in his purple-yellow pride! Channeling both a sumo wrestler’s gravity-defying spirit and a casual shopper’s “just-browsing” vibe, this gentle giant’s phone-scrolling mission has apparently demanded full ceremonial attire.

His flowing robes billow like flags of surrender to gravity, while nearby soup cans quiver in awe. Is he ordering takeout via WeChat? Bidding on eBay wrestling tickets? One thing’s certain: those shelves have never felt so judged for their “conventional” snack offerings. Next time, maybe opt for the “sushi chef meets fridge raiding” look instead?

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