Grocery Shopping… But Make It 7 Feet Tall

Who needs a ladder when you’ve got heels that could double as skyscrapers? This brave queen is serving runway realness right in the canned food aisle. Forget comfort—fashion waits for no man (or foot arch).

Her outfit says “casual errand,” but her shoes scream “I might be grocery shopping, or I might be auditioning for Cirque du Soleil.” Either way, the pumpkin puree is trembling. One wrong step and aisle 6 becomes a crime scene of broken dignity and shattered acrylic.

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