19. The Swan That Hijacked a Paddleboard

At a Swiss lake, an influencer paddled out for sunrise yoga poses. Mid-stretch, a territorial swan glided up, hissed, and climbed aboard, forcing her to dive into the chilly water. The swan sailed off on the liberated board, wings spread like a regal pirate captain.

Park rangers later retrieved the board fifty meters away, but not before bystanders filmed the elegant “swan-boarding” getaway. Comment sections crowned the bird “Captain Quacksparrow,” and the influencer admitted the clip earned her more followers than any curated pose ever could.

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