70. Why did the zombies get divorced? Their marriage was dead.
71. My husband told me to do whatever makes me happy. I’m going to miss him.
72. Why didn’t the wife attend her husband’s funeral? She wasn’t much of a mourning person.
73. I don’t go to vampire weddings. They usually suck.
74. My husband is driving me to drink. I guess it’s better than taking me for a walk.
