95. Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?” Dad: “Call me George.”
96. My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
97. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
98. What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
99. What’s the difference between jelly and jam? You can’t jelly a clown into the tiny car.
