154. I finally got my head together. Then my body fell apart.
155. My kids asked me what I want for Father’s Day. I said, “For you to move out and stop asking me for money.”
156. I don’t have gray hair. I have wisdom highlights.
157. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That’s how I met my new lawyer.
158. I’m at the age where “I got it from my mama” means high blood pressure and bad knees.
159. They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen anyone sad on a jet ski? Exactly. I still can’t afford one.
