36. Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
37. Why is it that if you donate one kidney, people love you, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police?
38. Never break someone’s heart; they only have one. Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
39. A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
